Damnit, would someone else post?
Kate and Paul and Laura and I are going to Uno's tonight for dinner. Should be a nice time. I'm tired. My eyes are bleeding.
That reminds me of the ever famous question: if you could choose between the following two abilities, which would it be... and why? Keep in mind, you can do either of these things whenever you want, in an instant.
A: Bleed from your eyes
B: Call in an airstrike
I choose A, without a doubt. Let's say I'm like 3 hours late for work and my boss is about to fire me... all I have to do is start bleeding from my eyes and there's no way I'll get fired! How could anyone fire someone who's got blood gushing from their eyes?! You can't exactly call in an airstrike to blow up your boss because you'll blow yourself up too.
I'm outta here. Have a good weekend everyone.
Kate and Paul and Laura and I are going to Uno's tonight for dinner. Should be a nice time. I'm tired. My eyes are bleeding.
That reminds me of the ever famous question: if you could choose between the following two abilities, which would it be... and why? Keep in mind, you can do either of these things whenever you want, in an instant.
A: Bleed from your eyes
B: Call in an airstrike
I choose A, without a doubt. Let's say I'm like 3 hours late for work and my boss is about to fire me... all I have to do is start bleeding from my eyes and there's no way I'll get fired! How could anyone fire someone who's got blood gushing from their eyes?! You can't exactly call in an airstrike to blow up your boss because you'll blow yourself up too.
I'm outta here. Have a good weekend everyone.
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