This is going to be so boring.

A. Four Jobs I’ve Had:
1. Paperboy (remember how awesome the Nintendo game was?)
2. Stockboy
3. Inside Sales Boy
4. Gayboy

B. Four Movies I’ll Watch Over and Over:
1. Anchorman
2. The Matrix
3. Office Space
4. SpongeBob Movie

C. Four Places I Called Home:
1. Lombard, IL
2. Rock Island, IL
3. Carol Stream, IL
4. Hell

D. Four TV Shows I Love:
1. Curb Your Enthusiasm
2. The Office
3. The Adam Corolla Project
4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force

E. Four Places I’ve Been on Vacation:
1. London, England
2. Jacksonville, FL
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Cancun, Mexico

F. Four Websites I Visit Daily:
1. http://www.google.com
2. http://yournamehere.blogspot.com
3. http://www.netflix.com
4. http://stores.ebay.com/Offbeat-Bags

G. My Four Favorite Foods:
1. Sausage pizza
2. Steak fondue
3. Portillo's hotdog
4. My wife's pussy

H. Four Places I Would Rather Be Right Now:
1. The Bahamas
2. Daytona, FL (visiting Bill)
3. Australia
4. My wife's pussy

I. Four People I’m Tagging:
1. Kathryn Bach
2. Daniel O'Connor
3. Theresalynn Haynes
4. Fred Savage