Friday, January 30, 2004

Damnit, would someone else post?

Kate and Paul and Laura and I are going to Uno's tonight for dinner. Should be a nice time. I'm tired. My eyes are bleeding.

That reminds me of the ever famous question: if you could choose between the following two abilities, which would it be... and why? Keep in mind, you can do either of these things whenever you want, in an instant.

A: Bleed from your eyes
B: Call in an airstrike

I choose A, without a doubt. Let's say I'm like 3 hours late for work and my boss is about to fire me... all I have to do is start bleeding from my eyes and there's no way I'll get fired! How could anyone fire someone who's got blood gushing from their eyes?! You can't exactly call in an airstrike to blow up your boss because you'll blow yourself up too.

I'm outta here. Have a good weekend everyone.

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

No one seems to be posting anymore, which is very disappointing. I suppose that means nothing interesting is going on, which is ok I guess, but Bill needs to at least let us know he's still alive.

Last weekend (like 10 days ago) was excellent. As I said, Paul and Laura and Kate and I went up to Kate's dad's place in Michigan. It's such a nice place, and it has a fireplace and a sauna and a pool table and it was just wonderful to relax with some of my favorite people. I can't wait to go back.

This past weekend was nice too. Kate's parents were out of town so I got to sleep in her bed, which is always wonderful. Kate and I went to Olive Garden on Saturday with my parents and ate good food, and then to her dad's on Sunday. Now it's Tuesday and I'm tired of the work week already.

Time for dinner. Someone else post soon.